The Attack Resumed

But who's that coming from Pansitown?
Originally uploaded by weirsdo

The attack happened so quickly. Before Annie knew it the beast had climbed into the wagon,

Weirsdo Roundup: Coolest Blog Write-Up

A while ago this blog was written up on "Lily's Bizarre Bazaar" here. Among other nice things, Lily says we are "the coolest blog ever." She also pretty much comes right out and begs people to help the Cheesemeister with Pansi, so go over there and see what you can do.

Weirsdo Roundup: NG4J Moms and Moms-to-Be

A belated happy Mother's Day to all out there who fit the description.
We were a little worried when Doo-Doo Girl agreed to act as den mother to Pansi while the Cheesemeister was visiting the college her son will attend in the fall, but apparently Doo-Doo Girl actually passed the time posing for photos à la John Lennon and Yoko Ono, in bed with Doo-Doo Man (and his leg). So that was all right, especially when G tagged Pansi personally and exclusively to write her meme-oir, which you can read here.
Pansi's daughter Blochalela was, of course, another NG4J mom. We were excited, if concerned, to read the following message about Blochalela from the Wanting Center, which we believe to be connected with the Ataraxia Foundation:

There are some operations that must be taken less lightly. Blochalela has touched depths of herself in ways that probably should have been touched more lightly.
In other news, it is entertainment that it is to be found here. Blochalela is considering to join a sister group, Naked Jews for Jesus, but it is an unlikely event.

Perhaps naked Onanists for Jesus would be more appropriate? Regardless, we wish Blochalela well in all her tactile and Terpsichorean endeavors.
Finally, in the moms-to-be department, we thought for a little while that Emrald and Purple Froggy had produced a Negg, but it turned out to be an unknown life form biologically unrelated to them. Still, it might be a reincarnated relative--you never know.
And we remain on tenterhooks regarding Brittney's late birthday present, though we believe it to be from her beau, Quorthon. At the risk of being on the receiving end of a can of Whoop Ass, we wonder whether the happy couple will one day present us with the product of a union between a former nude Satanochristinane gymvangelist turned DJ and an undead heavy metal musician, and what it might look like if they do.

Weirsdo Roundup: Logo-Meme

Logo has graciously agreed to try our meme-oir, so we will do her meme too.

5 things in your bag:
I try not to carry a handbag. I believe that handbags, stockings, and high heels are patriarchal implements for oppressing women. If I don't have pockets, I make Dr. Weirsdo or Toyplayer carry my stuff in his.
Also, I use my violin case. Today its outside pocket had spare strings, driver's license, credit card, some cash, two clothespins (for attaching music to the stand at outdoor gigs), my sunglasses, a shoulder cradle (helps support the violin), and my music in it.

5 favorite things in your room:
1. and 2. My kids during the day
3. My husband at night
4. Venus early in the morning, cuddling up
5. Assorted books (always)

5 things you have always wanted to do:

1. Write good stuff and publish it
2. Play the violin better
3. Travel
4. Skydive
5. Get revenge

5 things you are currently into:

1. Homeschooling
2. Developing young musicians
3. Having downtime after orchestra season
4. chess
5. blogging

I'm not tagging anyone, but if the spirit moves you, let me know and I'll come by to take a look.

Weirsdo Roundup: Meme-oirs

G and Pansi have tagged us to write a memoir in six words. Here are two:

Weirsdo's Meme-oir:
Raised in Oberlin, living in Alabama.

Hobbes' Meme-oir
Would've been happy but for women.

Here are the rules:
1. Write your own six-word memoir.
2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3. Link to the person who tagged you in your post.
4. Tag five more blogs with links.
5. And don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play!

I'll tag S. A. C. A. D. A. Boy, Logo, the O. E., Lammy, and Axe Man.

Weirsdo Roundup: Pansitown Looking Up

Those of you who are concerned about Pansitown will be happy to see that it is currently experiencing some urban renewal. We only hope that its more peaceable residents have not been displaced to make room for Angelon's upwardly mobile thugs.

Weirsdo Roundup: Weirsdo Bragging

Samori

In the preceding post, Dr. Minnie Strator alluded to Dr. Weirsdo's book being out. It is, and those of you who were enthralled, if shocked, by his tell-all AFRICAN FEMINIST FICTION AND INDIGENOUS VALUES will want to order your copy of PRE-COLONIAL AFRICA IN COLONIAL AFRICAN NARRATIVES now.

In other Weirsdo news, Mall Diva will be attending Farther South University's (FSU's) Honors Piano Camp on a $400 ability scholarship this summer. We congratulate her and wish her well.